Sunday, August 24, 2008

A Little Serious Today.





If you know our little Iwa, you know how she loves animals with a love so great, one might even use the word "obsession". She has always been this way. She would cuddle a stuffed pig before she would even notice a baby doll was in the room.

Both my favorite and least favorite Iwa stories deal with this love.

First, one of my favorites. Sometime last spring, I was taking a shower, getting ready for school when John came in and in a hushed voice told me that something had happened and wanted to consult on how we should deal with it. When Iwa was letting General, our dog, outside for his morning constitution, there was a dead squirrel in the grass. She came and got him and told him that General was stepping on a squirrel. John, trying to be discrete, came back to talk to me before he had made an official statement to her. I was giving this a lot of thought. How do you explain the nature of nature to a 3-year-old? It was just about then that she burst into the bathroom saying, rather mater-of-factly, "Mom, there's a dead squirrel in the back yard and General's stepping on it. I'm gonna hold the tail while daddy holds the body to throw it over the fence." That took care of that.

Now, one of my least favorites, happened today while we were visiting John's dad's house. They live out in the country with horses, mules, goats (one of which was Iwa's second birthday present- a pygmy goat she named Sheep), a pony, and, of course hunting dogs and barn kitties.
She went out to the barn with Martha to visit the baby kitties infesting the barn and one of the more socialized hunting dogs came along. She had made fast friends with this dog, whose name is "Broke Tail Buck" as soon as she arrived. These animals follow her around like she's friggin' Dr. Doolittle.

Anyway, when they came back, she was hysterical. "Buck the Dog" who I thought might have even been semi-retarded attacked one of the kitties right in front of them. Now, this really sucks but I really don't want to lie to her about these things. They weren't playing. The kitty wasn't sleeping. If she's going to be spending time around a farm and loving animals, she needs to know that wild animals do these things. That's why they're wild. Sometimes our inside animals can do these things. It's life. Not everything wants to cuddle and be petted.
I took her outside to a rocking chair, and after lots of tears and cuddling and talking, she was fine. Maybe she's a little more grown up, maybe scarred for life. I know I certainly am. As for her, only time will tell. Bless her heart.

Friday, August 22, 2008

Oh, Yeaahh.. I'm venting.



Okay. I'm glad people think my kids are cute because when they're with me people are usually too distracted by them to comment on how friggin' huge their pregnant mother's belly is.

Sometimes even they are no match for the rudeness of strangers.

I can't tell you how many times a day I am asked by complete strangers (and sometimes not strangers) how many babies I am carrying.

While the resemblance to a certain sugary drink icon is undeniable on Rivercrest "spirit days" (go Redbirds), it's also an undeniable fact that you just don't approach a woman who's 9 months pregnant and tell her she's huge. I get it. I carry this thing around all day. When I turn to answer kids questions, I knock another kid in the head with my stomach. (much to their horror because most of the time they have no idea what it's all about) It's an issue.

If you've been there, you know that any woman at this point in pregnancy already feels huge. That's why it always surprises me when women do the asking. Last night, we went to IHOP and a woman and her daughter approached me to ask "how many" because they were taking bets on it. And she was a nurse!

I know they don't mean to be rude but for the record, IT'S JUST ONE... and she's still got a month to go.

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

All dressed up, no place to go.

Here's some pictures of the kids from Sunday. We got dressed and ready, but didn't quite make it to church. Yeah, yeah.... I know. Straight to hell with us, but at least we'll be in our Sunday best.



Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Daddy's girl

This morning John and I were playfully arguing. He was in the living room with Iwalani and when we were done she tugs on his shirt and says, "Daddy... I would never speak to you that way." The scary thing is that in another month he's going to have another minion on his side.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

It's been a while.

It's been way too long since I've posted but school has started and life is way different. John and I have spent the last week packing lunches, giving baths, trying new herding techniques, and being completely addicted to the t.v. show Weeds (starting season 2 today!!). Iwalani is so happy to be back at school with her "kids". I, however, am having a difficult time adjusting to no naps, and scheduled potty breaks. Six more weeks, six more weeks.......

Friday, August 1, 2008

Parenting philosophies of Tony Soprano

Iwa: "Moooommmmyyyy... Guess what I just did....."

Me: "What's that?"

Iwa: "I tooted." (*snicker, snicker*)

Me: "Well, what do we say when we toot?"

Iwa: "We say, 'That was a good one daddy.'"

Conclusion: We teach them manners, expose them to culture but in the immortal words of Tony Soprano, "What are ya gonna do?"